Of Toilet Etiquette

Marcus: Eh fishballs, you said before you don’t like to use toilet paper to wipe your ass after shiting right? You have to use water to wash right?

Me: Ya, why leh?

Marcus: You got wear ring right? Then won’t the shit get stuck in your ring when you wash your backside?

Me: Er.. I don’t use that hand to wash.

Marcus: Oh! OK, then that’s good. Sorry ah, I just suddenly thought of this question.

Me: …

OMG. I wonder what’s going on in the head of scholars. HAHAHA